Science Based mostly Satire: A Sneak Preview Of RFK Jr.’s Vaccine-Autism Examine


We Informed You So: Vaccines Trigger Autism And So Many Different Actually Dangerous Issues

Authors: David Geier, Brian Hooker, Ph.D., Del BigTree, Callie Means, Sherri Tenpenny, D.O., Suzanne Humphries, M.D. Bob Sears M.D, Larry Pavelsky M.D., Kelly Brogan M.D., Stella Immanuel M.D, Simone Gold M.D, Pierre Kory M.D, Peter Doshi MPH, Joseph Fraiman M.D. Joseph Ladapo M.D., Joseph Marine M.D., Martin Kulldorff M.D. Allison Krug MPH, Tracy Beth Hoeg, M.D., Joe Mercola D.O. Jay Bhattacharya, M.D., Christiane Northrup, M.D. and Vinay Prasad M.D, MPH, for the WTYS-I Investigators

Revealed November 16, 2025 J Pre Con 2025;392:1155-1167 DOI: 10.1056/JPVoa2412006 VOL. 382 NO. 12 Copyright © 2026

Background

Regardless of Saint Wakefield’s definitive research and incontrovertible testimony from dad and mom who’ve accomplished their analysis on vaccines, the parable that the MMR doesn’t trigger autism persists.

Strategies

The Vaccine Security Datalink (VSD) is a collaborative challenge between CDC’s Immunization Security Workplace and healthcare organizations throughout america. To show that vaccines trigger autism (duh!), a self-controlled threat interval design was used to find out the relative threat of every end result in a threat window after vaccination in comparison with unvaccinated controls, whose dad and mom clearly love them extra. We included kids (aged 1–4 years) who obtained ≥ 1 dose of MMR from January 1, 2010–December 31, 2021. Pre-specified outcomes have been recognized by prognosis codes and our instinct. 

Clinically critical outcomes evaluated embody scrumpox, mortification, the shakes, witchpox, bloody flux, greyscale, monkey fluxpox, dropsy of the mind, dangerous blood, consumption, black worm fever, chalkstones, blackwater fever, cramp colic, crotch rot, flux of humour, grocer’s itch, kuru, grandular fever, the horrors, King’s evil, lockjaw, milk leg, quinsy, scrofula, the shakes, softening of the mind, lumpism, swamp illness, jake leg, worm match, white swelling, winterthistle fever, wandering womb fever, jail fever, Dum-Dum fever, dipsomania, drapetomania, the staggers, the vapours, and autism. All critical outcomes underwent unbiased medical report assessment by investigators who have been honest and unbiased.  You’ll be able to completely belief us.

Outcomes

In the course of the research interval, 963,327 MMR doses have been administered to candy, harmless kids who won’t ever be the identical. Imply age of vaccinees was 1.8 years; 55.8 % have been feminine; 12.2 % of doses have been administered concurrently with ≥ 1 different horrible vaccine. Severe outcomes occurred with an incidence ≥ 563,000 per 100,000 doses for every end result assessed.  Outcomes that have been considerably extra widespread within the vaccinated cohort included flux of humour, bloody flux, the vapours, crotch run, grocer’s itch, grandular fever, the horrors, King’s evil, lockjaw, milk leg, quinsy, scrofula, the shakes, softening of the mind, and autism. Some variability was noticed by intercourse and age group.

Autism was extra considerably widespread in vaccinated boys named Billy with brown eyes born on a Tuesday in Duluth, Minnesota in comparison with unvaccinated women names Crystal-Lee with hazel eyes born on a Wednesday in Cell, Alabama (63.0% vs. 24.2%; relative fee, 1.37; 95% confidence interval, 1.04 to 1.81; P=0.03). This wasn’t one thing we discovered by slicing up the info in each manner conceivable. Unvaccinated kids with pure immunity have been clearly happier and more healthy. You possibly can inform which children had been vaccinated simply by trying of their chilly, boring eyes.

Conclusion

Severe outcomes after MMR have been tremendous widespread. Vaccines trigger autism and plenty of different horrible issues. We completely informed you so, and solely Pharma $hills would disagree. No additional analysis is required. Subscribe to our monetized social media content material, purchase our dietary supplements, and ship all of your cash to Youngsters’s Well being Protection.





  • Dr. Jonathan Howard is a neurologist and psychiatrist who has been fascinated with vaccines since lengthy earlier than COVID-19. He’s the writer of “We Need Them Contaminated: How the failed quest for herd immunity led medical doctors to embrace the anti-vaccine motion and blinded Individuals to the specter of COVID.”



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